- Jeremy Clarkson - The world according to Clarkson
"Everyone in France, apparently, is born to cook. No,they’re not.The first time I are out I was…"
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Feb
“Everyone in France, apparently, is born to cook.
No,they’re not.The first time I are out I was struck,for the first time ever,with loose stool syndrome; the second, my lobster had been nuked (they probably got it from Mururoa atoll); and the third, I got a plate of what tasted like a smoked inner tube.”
- Jeremy Clarkson - The world according to Clarkson
- Jeremy Clarkson - The world according to Clarkson